As you may have guessed, I love to write about homemaking and every aspect of it. While cleaning out some drawers and files, I found these three items I saved. Two of them are rather funny, and one is serious and something we should all do. So I am sharing them here with you:
Violence In The Kitchen
She breaks an egg
She beats it up
She whips the cream
She cracks the nuts
She chops the cabbage
She pounds the steak
She punches the dough
She cuts the bread
She scalds the milk
She mashes the potatoes
She shakes the lettuce
She squeezes the lemon
And slaps the supper on the table.
- Erna Oleson Xan
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And here's one about Great Grandma - she sure had energy!
A Perfect Day
Grandmother, on a winter's day
Milked the cows and fed them hay,
Slopped the hogs, saddled the mule,
And got the children off to school;
Did a washing, mopped the floors,
Washed the windows, and did some chores,
Cooked a dish of home-dried fruit,
Pressed her husband's Sunday suit,
Swept the parlor, made the bed, Baked a dozen loaves of bread,
Split some firewood and lugged in enough to fill the kitchen bin;
Cleaned the lamps and put in oil,
Stewed some apples she thought would spoil;
Churned the butter, baked a cake, then exclaimed, "For Heaven's sake,
The calves have got out of the pen". Went out and chased them in again;
Gathered the eggs and locked the stable, Back to the house and set the table,
Cooked a supper that was delicious, and afterward washed up the dishes;
Fed the cat and sprinkled the clothes, Mended a basketful of hose;
Then opened the organ and began to play,
"When You Come to the End of a Perfect Day" !
............Whew! Grandma did all this in one day??????
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And finally, this is something I've had on my refrigerator for years. We have all seen those dishtowels with what you should do every day Monday through Sunday - "days of the week" stuff. Here is the housewife's daily prayers:
Monday - "Wash Day" - Lord, help me to wash away all my selfishness and vanity,
so I may serve You with perfect humility through the week.
Tuesday - "Ironing Day" -Dear Lord, help me to iron out all the wrinkles of
prejudice I have collected through the years, so I may see
the beauty in others.
Wednesday - "Mending Day" - O God, help me to mend my ways so I will not set a
bad example for others.
Thursday - "Cleaning Day" - Lord Jesus, help me dust out all the many faults I have
been hiding in the secret corners of my heart.
Friday - "Shopping Day" - O God, give me the grace to shop wisely so I may purchase
eternal happiness for myself and all others in need of
Your Love.
Saturday - "Cooking Day" - Help me, Savior, to brew a big kettle of brotherly love
and serve it with the clean sweet bread of human
kindness.
Sunday - "The Lord's Day" - O God, I have prepared my house for You. Please come
into my heart as my honored Guest so I may spend the
day in Your presence.